Disney Character Themed Jokes
Share these dynamic Disney Character Themed Jokes with your family and friends and bring the magic of Disney and lots of laughter together into one. These jokes are fantastic to have stowed away for a family Disney Vacation or fun family adventure.
What did Snow White say after she dropped off her film to be developed?
Some day my PRINTS will come.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
They have the same middle name.
Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
To find Pluto.
Why was Tigger in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh source.
What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
I’m all ears.
What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans floors?
Floor-E
How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
Mouserable
When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
On New Ear's Eve.
What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
Minnie Vans
How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
It was glove at first sight.
What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
Sour Grapes
What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
Minnie-golf
Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
Because she's the fairest of them all.
What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
Quackers and Milk
Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was horse.
Why did Captain Hook take his mother to the movie theater with him?
Because the movie was rated Arrrgghhh.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
She was looking for a date.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Cause he Neverlands
What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
Squash
