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Halloween Jokes that Will Make You Howl

Adults and children will enjoy sharing these outrageously silly Halloween Jokes. These jokes are certain to keep you smiling and giggling while carving pumpkins, sipping apple cider, trick or treating or jumping in leaf piles. Add some laughter to your Fall festivities for some leaf rustling good fun.

What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream

What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray

Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?

He was all tied up

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Her transparents

Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?

To get some spare ribs

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

The alpha-BAT

What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?

FrankenSWINE.

What do ghosts like to eat for dessert?

BOOberry pie

What is the problem with having twin witches?

You never know which witch is which

Why can't Dracula play baseball?

He lost his bat.

What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?

MONSTERizer

What is a popular search engine for ghosts to use?

ghoulgle

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs

What do witches call for in a hotel room?

Broom service

How do ghosts like to order their eggs at he diner?

Terror-fried.

What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit

What do you call two witches who share a broom?

Broom mates

What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops

The Skeleton and the Doctor

A skeleton went to the doctor.

The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"

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