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Jokes for Every Color of the Rainbow

Here is a fun listing of jokes that have to do with the colors of the rainbow. Share these silly jokes with your friends and family to add a little sunshine and rainbows to their days.

What bird is always sad?

The blue jay

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?

Cheer her up

What is gray and blue and very big?

An elephant holding its breath

What did the ivy say to the grass?

I am green with envy

What did the blueberry ask the banana?

How are you peeling?

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

A zebra caught in a revolving door

What's green and smells like blue paint?

Green paint

What is black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn

What do you do with a green monster?

Wait until she's ripe

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

What is a cat's favorite color?

Purr-ple

What color is a burp?

Burple

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant

What would you call the United States if everyone had a pink car?

A pink carnation

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?

The crew was marooned

What is a cheerleader's favorite color?

Yeller

What color socks do bears wear?

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet.

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