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Amusing Animal Jokes

Share these Amusing Animal Jokes with your family and friends. There is nothing like filling their air with laughter to lighten the mood of any day. These jokes are sure to tickle your audience's funny bones.

Why can't the beaver use the computer?

Because he doesn't know how to log in

Why do silent frogs live forever?

Because they never croak

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a bunch of goats?

Because they are always butting in

Why was the lobster sent to the principal's office?

Because he was always getting into hot water

The Big Win

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play soccer. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning by a large margin. But during the second half,a centipede scored such a large amount of goals that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the mole asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “ I was putting on my shoes!”.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Please put it on my bill.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets towed away.

How do porcupines stay warm?

The snuggle up in a quill-t

Why are opossums so lazy?

All they do is hang around.

Did you hear what happened when the lion ate the comedian?

His tummy felt a little funny.

What to you call an alligator that takes things that don't belong to him?

A Crookodile

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To get to the Baaaaber shop

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