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Comical Computer Jokes for Kids

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Comical Computer Jokes for Kids

Kids love computers and technology. Enjoy sharing these amusing computer jokes with your friends and loved ones. Lots of these jokes are a play on words with computer lingo and are certain to give you a chuckle or two.

What did the spider do on the computer?

It created a website.

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

It had a byte to eat.

What does a baby computer call his father?


What happened when the computer programmers met?

It was love at first site.

Why can't you trust spiders who own computers?

Because they post everything on the web.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness

Why was the computer cold?

It left it's Windows open.

Why did the computer go to the grocery store?

To buy some chips

Why can't computers play tennis?

They are always trying to surf the net

Why was there a bug in the computer?

Because it was looking for a byte to eat.

Why did the computer squeak?

Because someone stepped on it's mouse

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A screensaver

Where do all the cool mice live?

In their mousepads

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?

Lots of memory

How did the burglar gain access to the computer's house?

The computer left its windows open.

Printer Ink Joke

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced?

Iced Ink?

Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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