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Daffy Doctor and Dentist Jokes for Kids

Laughter is truly the best medicine, but doctor and dentist visits are inevitable to keep us all healthy and strong. Lighten the mood on days where medical appointments are on the calendar and add some laughter to anyone's day. Share these silly doctor and dentist jokes with family and friends and even your doctors and caregivers.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane (pain!)

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday?

What do you give a pig with excema?

Oink-ment

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

A little before tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

He was feeling all stuffed up!

Why did the doctor lose his temper?

Because he didn't have any patients!

Where does a boat go when it gets sick?

To the dock!

What does a dentist call his X-rays?

Tooth-pics!

Doctor, I am not feeling well can you help me out?

Certainly, which way did you come in?

What did the doctor say when the boy swallowed a roll of film?

Well lets just wait and see if anything develops!

What does a sick lemon need?

Lemon aid!

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?

A molar bear!

What does a doctor give an elephant who's going to be sick?

Plenty of room!

Why didn't the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?

Her lips were sealed!

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