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Dynamite Dinosaur Jokes

Spread some Jurassic giggles to your friends and family for some stomping good fun. Sharing laughter with others provides great moments to cherish during any time period. You are find prehistoric pleasure in this list of Dynamite Dinosaur Jokes for Kids.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken was not around yet.

What do you call a dinosaur who gets into a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus wreck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it is going to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

What do you call a dinosaur that eats all of its vegetables?

A Broccoli-osaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye?

A Doyouthinkhesawus

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they refused to take their baths.

At the Doctor's Office

Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Doctor: Tell her I'm sorry but I can't see her today.

What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?

Lazy bones!

What does a triceratops sit on?

Its tricerobottom

What do you call a dinosaur who refuses to give up?

A Try-try-try-ceratops

What is the scariest of all of the dinosaurs?

A Terror-dactyl

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?

Rep. Tile

What do you get when a dinosaur blows his nose?

You get out of the way!

What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?

A thesaurus

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