Fun Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Enjoy this grouping of child-friendly knock knock jokes that will make your family and friends chuckle. You can never have too many silly knock knock jokes on hand. Share them at school, at home or at the park and you are certain to get oodles of laughs.
Bee
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A bee
A bee who?
A bee C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Bed
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bed
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Barbie
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Figs
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken
Alex
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here.
Tank
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Kiwi
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Lettuce
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing
Olive
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Mustache
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Ice Cream
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Orange
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Who
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Cow-go
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow go who?
No, Cow go MOO
Water
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Howard
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
