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Fun Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Enjoy this grouping of child-friendly knock knock jokes that will make your family and friends chuckle. You can never have too many silly knock knock jokes on hand. Share them at school, at home or at the park and you are certain to get oodles of laughs.

Bee

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

A bee

A bee who?

A bee C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Bed

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bed

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Barbie

Knock, knock

Who’s There?

Barbie

Barbie Who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

Figs

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

Alex

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alex the questions round here.

Tank

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

Kiwi

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Kiwi

Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the store?

Lettuce

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Let us in, we’re freezing

Olive

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you.

Mustache

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mustache

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Ice Cream

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Orange

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to answer the door?

Who

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

Cow-go

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cow-go

Cow go who?

No, Cow go MOO

Water

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in my house?

Howard

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard I know?

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