Halloween Jokes That Will Make You Howl
Halloween Jokes that Will Make You Howl
Adults and children will enjoy sharing these outrageously silly Halloween Jokes. These jokes are certain to keep you smiling and giggling while carving pumpkins, sipping apple cider, trick or treating or jumping in leaf piles. Add some laughter to your Fall festivities for some leaf rustling good fun.
What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
He was all tied up
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?
To get some spare ribs
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
What do ghosts like to eat for dessert?
What is the problem with having twin witches?
You never know which witch is which
Why can't Dracula play baseball?
He lost his bat.
What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
What is a popular search engine for ghosts to use?
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
What do witches call for in a hotel room?
How do ghosts like to order their eggs at he diner?
What does a skeleton say before dinner?
What do you call two witches who share a broom?
What do vampires take when they are sick?
The Skeleton and the Doctor
A skeleton went to the doctor.
The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"