Jokes To Keep Families Laughing
Jokes to Keep Families Laughing
They say that laughter is the best medicine, so here is a whopping dose of hilarious family friendly jokes to sprinkle into your day. Children of all ages will enjoy these silly clean jokes. These jokes are easy to learn and there are sure to be some favorites that will be rehearsed again and again.
Why did the stop light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘neek’ up on it.
What do you call a fairy who doesn't like to take baths?
Where do salmon keep their money?
In the river bank.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The ‘tame’ way.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I'll go on ahead.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling up to par.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What is gray and shoots jam at you?
A mouse eating a jelly donut!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You go on ahead and I will Ketchup!
What do you do when mad scientists die?
What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
What part of the car is the laziest?
The wheels, because they are always tired!
What do you call a train who has a cold?
Aaaah Choo Choo train
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?