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Kid Friendly Jokes to Keep You Laughing

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Kid Friendly Jokes to Keep Your Kids Laughing

Add a little bit of comedy to your family time by adding in some of these tummy tickling kid friendly jokes. Children of all ages with enjoy the feel good feeling that laughter brings. Share these jokes with friends and family and spread smiles where ever you go.

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two ( too) tired.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he offered him some ice cream?


What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

She had mittens.

What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow?

Blue cheese

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a Hole in One!

What has 4 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May flowers bring?


Did you hear the joke about the bed?

It hasn't been made up yet!

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers

Where dose a polar bear vote?

At the North poll

Why can't S and H talk?

Because everybody says Shh when they see them.

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neak (unique) up on it.

Elephant's toe nails

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?-

I don't know

So they can hid in cherry trees!

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Indeed I have not.

Then I guess it works!

Betty H.
Funny except for the s and h one.
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