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Ridiculous Riddles About Animals

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Ridiculous Riddles About Animals

Enjoy the playful nature of language with these hilarious animal themed riddles that your whole family will enjoy. So whether you are 3 or 103, you will definitely find lots of humor in this collection of animal riddles.

Where do orcas go to enjoy music?

The symphony Orca-stra

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

How does a dog stop a video from playing?

He presses the paws button.

Why do cows go to New York City?

To see the moosicals!

What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

What is the snake’s favorite subject?


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin!

What do you call a fish without an eye?


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

What is a cat’s favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic!

What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food!

What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow!

Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk!

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats!

Which day do fish hate?


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g!

Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop!

How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean!

What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?

A cow walking backwards!

Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake!

What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.

Patti P.
Great jokes-wonderful for mind play Patti P.
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