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Share these hilarious school jokes with your teachers and friends. These are great for the lunchroom, recess, travelling on field trips and anytime there is free time to share. These jokes are sure to put a smile on your face on any school day.

Canoe Knock Knock

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems

What was the pirate's favorite subject?

Arrrrrrt

Why did the M & M go to school?

Because it wanted to become a Smartie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

Who was the king of the pencil box?

The ruler

Pencil Knock Knock

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Oh, never mind it's pointless!

What subject at school are witches best at?

Spelling

Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

For Tocking too much

Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?

She had perfect pitch.

What tools for you need for math?

Multipliers

A lavatory joke

Student: Teacher, Teacher!

Teacher: Yes?

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: After you recite the alphabet.

Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where did the P go?

Student: It's running down my leg!

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?

He wanted to reach the high notes.

How is 1+1=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tell you to throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew, chew.

Question for the teacher

One day a boy went to his teacher and asked her, "Teacher, will i get into trouble for something i haven't done ?" She said "Of course not, why" I said " Because I haven't done my homework.

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