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There is nothing like a joke or two to really lighten up the mood with laughter. Kids and adults alike will love sharing silly jokes like these with one another. Share them with your family and friends for a chuckle or two to mix up an otherwise ordinary day.

Why was the belt arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

How do you keep your bagels from getting stolen?

You put some lox on them.

Why was the broom late for class?

It over swept

Why did Zachary go to the dance with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive?

A Minnie Van

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean beef

Why do dragons sleep so much during the day?

Because the fight Knights.

What do you call a cow that cannot produce any milk?

A Milk Dud

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-NAAAA

Did you hear the joke about the queen sized bed?

Good because it hasn't been made up yet!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I will meet you at the corner.

What books do skunks like to read the best?

Best Smellers

Why was the report card soaking wet?

Because it was below C-level.

Why was the teacher cross eyed?

Because she had no control over her pupils.

Why couldn't the poppy seed leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll.

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