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How do you force a goldfish to get old?

You take away its G.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Its scales

How to do sardines view submarines?

Like cans of people

What is a shark's favorite kind of sandwich?

Peanut Butter and Jellyfish

What did the octopus do when he got cold?

He put on a coat of arms.

Who held the baby octopus for ransom?

The squidnappers

How can you tell if two octopus' are dating?

They walk together arm in arm in arm in arm.

How does a seahorse get from here to there quickly?

She scallops.

How to you keep a fish from smelling?

You give it some nose plugs.

Where do you find an octopus that is down on his luck?

Down on Squid Row

What did the shark plead in the robbery case?

Not Gill-ty

Where does a killer whale go for braces?

The orca-dontist

What did the beach say to the wave?

Long tide, no sea.

Where can seaweed go to look for a job?

They can look in the Kelp Wanted section.

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant

Four fish got battered

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?

Glass flippers

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid

Why don’t fish make very good tennis balls?

They keep getting caught in the net

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